hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
y’all need jesus
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Never let anybody tell you that you can’t do something.
this is making me cry
This housing site is weird
The gym is tiny
There is only one shower head
I have no idea how we are going to have ensemble on this field
and I think they replaced the cook truck
I found the ice machine!
But this is my worst tour spread yet
and what on earth happened to the busses!?
Oh wait, I forgot
I’m at home.
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care